I’ve been, ah, practicing the art of seduction.

(Source: princesconsuela)

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up